Main Plot: Jayley[]
(At Jayley's)
Jayley: You 2 don't have to watch me I know how to eat.
Aqua: Of course you do, just keep it down.
Piper: Sorry, what happened?
Aqua: Former bulimic this girl.
Jayley: I am not going off to puke ok?
Piper: I'm watching you.
(The girls grab a slice of pizza)
Jayley: What?
Piper and Aqua: Nothing.
Jayley: You 2 are a couple of spies.
(Aqua and Piper laugh)
Opening[]
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Sub Plot: Nolan[]
(The next day after school)
Nolan: So you and Kristen....
Payson: Nope. We're not in a relationship just yet.
Nolan: What?
Payson: Well we're just friends now though we did kiss.
Paxton: You kissed her?
Payson: Yeah.
Paxton: Aww dude you are so in there.
(Payson and Paxton fist bump)
Paxton: So awesome.
Nolan: Sorry I can't hang. Parentals.
Paxton: Ok cool with us. Nolan: Cool.
Third Plot: Cobra/Ariana[]
(After class in the halls)
Cobra: Hey Regina.
Regina: Buzz off Mr. No Friends.
Cobra: What?! You don't deserve friends! Half the school hates you!
Regina: Well.
(Ariana walks up to Cobra as Regina stomps off)
Cobra: What?
Ariana: That's the circle of us juniors and interactions. I hate you, Regina hates you, Lila hates Regina, Megan hates Jayden, Blaise hates Megan, Regina hates Lila, and so forth and so on.
Cobra: I'm sorry Ariana!
(Christian comes over and puts his arm around Ariana)
Christian: Sorry is just a 5 letter excuse if you don't mean it.
Cobra: Screw you both.
(Cobra walks away)
Main Plot: Jayley[]
(After school)
Aqua: Jayley!
Jayley: Oh hey girl.
Aqua: Promise you won't get mad.
Jayley: Why would I be mad?
Aqua: It's about you and you're eating disorder.
Jayley: Aqua! My breath is puke free! Smell it for proof!
Aqua: Pass. And not that. It's about in case you relapse you should get counseling.
Jayley: Like by Ms. Michaels?
Aqua: Like those group therapy things. Support group, you talk and they clap.
Jayley: Oh yeah those. Freaky.
Aqua: Please! Don't make me beg!
Jayley: Ok! And never beg.
Sub Plot: Nolan[]
(At Nolan's)
Nolan: Mom! Dad! I'm home! Hello?
(Nolan sets down his backpack)
Nolan: Dad?
(Nolan goes up to see his dad and another woman kissing)
Nolan: Oh my god.
Mr. Chance: Nolan!
Nolan: Get away from me!
Mr. Chance: Nolan I can explain.
Nolan: I don't wanna hear your explanation.
(Nolan escapes the house)
Nolan: I can't believe dad's cheating on mom.
Third Plot: Cobra/Ariana[]
(The next day at school in the cafeteria Cobra approaches Ariana with a smoothie)
Cobra: Your favorite! Blueberry!
Ariana: Ok you wore me down. I can't resist blueberry smoothies.
Cobra: It's also a saying for I'm sorry.
Ariana: Apology accepted I guess.
Cobra: You guess?
Cobra: Since you drove me home from the Cold Play concert I got in an accident. You made me drink underage from stress and the paper!
Cobra: What are you saying?
Ariana: You're the smoothie.
(Ariana removes the lid and dumps the smoothie down Cobra's pants and leaves, everyone laughs at Cobra)
Main Plot: Jayley[]
(At group therapy)
Jayley: Mrs Bowman's group therapy?
Mrs Bowman: Yes. Sit down and join us.
Jayley: Ok.
(Jayley sits down)
Mrs Bowman: What's your name?
Jayley: My name is Jayley.
Everyone: Hi Jayley.
Jayley: And I'm have an eating disorder. Well bulimia.
Mrs Bowman: How did that happen?
Jayley: A while in December these 2 snobby girls called me fat and ugly and it really drove me crazy because when I would eat, I'd make myself have to vomit.
Mrs Bowman: Do you feel it's gonna come back as some sort of relapse?
Jayley: No. Why would you ask that?
Mrs Bowman: Just a question.
(Jayley gets nervous and starts shaking)
Jayley: uhhh..... I should go.
(Jayley leaves the therapy group)
Sub Plot: Nolan[]
(The next day as school starts with Nolan in his mom's car)
Mrs Chance: Are you sure you're ok Nolan?
Nolan: Yep. Never better mother.
(Nolan gets out of the car and walks into school)
Paxton: Hey dude what's up?
Nolan: My dad is having an affair.
Paxton: What?
Nolan: Yeah.
Paxton: What a bastard! Did you even tell your mom?
Nolan: Well at one point I wanna cause I feel bad keeping this a secret and at another point I don't cause it'll break up my family and a freaking 20-year marriage.
Paxton: At least talk to your dad about it and find out how long it's been going on.
Nolan: Alrighty then.
Third Plot: Cobra/Ariana[]
(Ariana closes her locker and screams as she sees Cobra)
Ariana: Give me a heart attack why don't you?
Cobra: Ok then.
Ariana: What the hell is your problem?
Cobra: Oh you should talk. You're a bitch!
Ariana: What?
Cobra: You're an uptight, perfectionst, controlling, hypocritical, mama bear bitch! You act like you're so perfect when really you have the stuck up attitude like Regina and arrogance like Blaise.
Ariana: What?!
Cobra: You're also kinda ungrateful. I don't know why Christian is dating you! I don't know how people like Jayden can be friends with you! I said I was sorry like a billion times! And you know what? I'm done! Yeah it's me who has the high score now.
(Cobra walks away)
Ariana: Rude dude!
Main Plot: Jayley[]
(At Jayley's)
Aqua: How'd it go?
Jayley: I couldn't deal Aqua.
Aqua: Why not?
Jayley: They were all watching me! I felt like I was being judged again.
Aqua: It's therapy supposed to help you!
Jayley: Well I don't need therapy!
Ms. Graham: Is everything ok?
Jayley: Oh it's awesome mom! My best friend set me up for therapy! I couldn't deal! I felt like I was back at my old school and girls would pick on me, call me names and most guys would join in! I couldn't deal! I couldn't deal at all!
(Jayley breaks down crying)
Ms. Graham: Jayley I'm sorry Jayley told me about therapy and I agreed!
Jayley: I don't care. I'm not mad anymore.
(Jayley embraces her mom as she continues crying and Aqua pats Jayley on the head)
Sub Plot: Nolan[]
(At Nolan's)
Nolan: Who was she?
Mr Chance: Who?
Nolan: Dad don't play dumb!
Mr Chance: Ok! Her name is Charlotte, I've been seeing her for a while.
Nolan: How long of a while?
Mr Chance: Since last month!
Nolan: Oh my god!
Mr Chance: Nolan!
Nolan: How could you do this to mom?!
Mr Chance: By promising you not to tell.
Nolan: Excuse me?
Mr Chance: It'll hurt your mother. The truth hurts
Nolan: Yeah? Well lying hurts even worse. But I won't tell.
Mr Chance: Good.
Third Plot: Cobra/Ariana[]
(In English)
Ariana: Hey.
Cobra: Ok I'll move.
(Ariana grabs Cobra's wrist as he gets up in which stopping him)
Ariana: No no Cobra. I'm sorry.
Cobra: You are?
Ariana: Yes!
Cobra: Good.
Ariana: Well especially for the smoothie dumping.
Cobra: Yeah, it does not do good on skin.
Ariana: And I am kinda hypocritical, I can't help that?
Cobra: We cool?
Ariana: Very cool.
(They fist bump)
Main Plot: Jayley[]
(At Aqua's)
Aqua: Wake up.
Jayley: Hey.
Aqua: I'm sorry.
Jayley: it's fine, you were looking out for me.
Aqua: Yay I'm on your good side.
Jayley: Yeah as long as you never ever go behind my back ever again.
Aqua: Cross my heart and lots of love.
(Aqua and Jayley hug)