Now, here's the story. I hope you enjoy it :D. By the way, some of the nouns may be plural and some of the verbs may end in "ing" or "ed". I will put the selected words in CAPS just so you can clearly see them.
This is Part 1 of the story entitled "Krew vs. Drianca"
At last, Winter Break was over and Katie Matlin finally completed her NAUGHTY stay at Rehab, thus, overcoming her addiction to COCAINE. Her best friend has gotten high on a bag of HEROIN that she found in Jake Martin's STRIPPER once and her boyfriend got high on MARIJUANA right in the middle of a CUCUMBER game once. Katie was the one you'd least expect to have an actual drug addiction; but it happens to the best of them and now, she's ready to start afresh. Her loyal BFF Marisol congratulated her by buying her a WOLF. Although Katie was grateful and FAPPABLE for Marisol's thoughtfulness, she was more so looking forward to a BOOTYLICIOUS date with her boyfriend, Drew Torres. Katie had plans to spend the night EATING with Drew. Boy, she was so ORANGE! She couldn't wait to get her WENUS on him! However, little did Katie know was that Drew's CANTHUS truly belonged to his LUSTROUS ex-girlfriend Bianca De Sousa. Still, it didn't take Katie long to find out though......
HONEY BUN hit the fan when Katie and Marisol walked into the Dot to see Bianca and Drew HUMPING at a table on what appeared to be a date. From Katie's POV, Bianca was nothing more than an UNATTRACTIVE homewrecker; when the truth is that Drew lied to both of them. Bianca was under the SMELLY impression that Drew already broke up with Katie.
Marisol promptly breaks the ice and says. "The POTATO, the Bitch and her AWKWARD Wardrobe!"
Bianca De Sousa, being the tough, SEXY, no-nonsense girl that she is, quickly reacted by balling up her fist and SEXTING Marisol in the URETHRA, without even questioning why the latter would make such a rude, ANNOYING comment like that. As Marisol stumbled back in pain, she loudly threatened to BLEED Bianca back. Katie shocked them all, however, when she decided to peacefully walk away with Marisol instead of allowing her hurt and anger to lead her into trouble.
Finally alone, Marisol was just about to ask Katie why is she letting Drew get away with POOPING on her with Bianca. But Katie suddenly declared that she has another trick up her sleeve and she will get her revenge on Bianca.
Stay tuned for part two. I hope you liked it :)